arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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