Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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