too bad you live with your parents still
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize