I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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