Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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