so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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