so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
