did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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