Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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