I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
