You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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