Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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