omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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