Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I wish I only lived at night.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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