I hate your face
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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