Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
