My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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