people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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