The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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