therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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