I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
