what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
is it fun? or sober?
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