Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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