I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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