i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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