thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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