Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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