at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im holly from the hills drunk
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
3pm strippers are depressing
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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