i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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