...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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