so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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