I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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