Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
