What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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