This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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