unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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