You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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