The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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