are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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