gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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