I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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