Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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