I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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