You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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