is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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