The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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