one might say we're banned from that church
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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