remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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