I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
ttyl tear gas
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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