I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
