and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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