i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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