BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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