do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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