He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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