YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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